rogurt
RACE- Earthling Human
AFFILIATIONS-Council of Frogurt,
SoHoian Sporkster, Light Crusaders, Byte us Gang
WEAPONS OF CHOICE- Sporksaber,
Spork-o-War, Psycho-magi-technical pulse rifle
ESSENCE TAPS-Wizardry magic (major
in Invocation), Sporkish Priestial, Psionics (major in
psychokenesis), Force (Light), Schwartz
APPEARANCE- Frogurt is always in
armor (at least a vest), and wearing a cloak or trench coat. He
is also always equipped with at least one of the weapons listed
above, although he is currently using the Spork-o-War since the
Sporksaber is inoprorational. One shouldn't be decieved by his
teen-age appearance, for his magical and fighting prowess has
proved itself many times over. He also always carries a golden
Nymph's Ring with the crest of pixie wings apon it.
CHARACTERISTICS- Frogurt possesses a
Paladinial aura, most respect and honor his presence among
Geocites, but those who are evil fear his wrath. Normally
well-mannered, but has been known to explode, especially if his
lady, Soda, or the Spork is threatened. He also wields a great
potential of offensive magic, although this is rarely used. Will
not start a fight, but will not decline from anyone else foolish
enough to challenge him. He will also not hesitate to defend a
fellow SoHoian, Sporkster, Crusader, or anyone else he happens
to like at the time.
BACKGROUND- Frogurt is a self-taught
psionicist and learned his wizardry from Magestaff the Elf. He
is currently practicing Jedi mastery under Ankscan and advancing
his magical studies further under Mr. Dark. After being given
the blessing of meeting his lady, Soda, he was invigorated with
hope has spread this ideal wherever possible. This relationship
has reached a peak as well, he and Soda now have the son,
Alexander Schover. Frogurt has
recently become a prominant figure in SoHo and the Sporksters.
This might not have been possible if not for the wise and kind
Trystessa, High Priestess of Spork. Frogurt recentely recieved
his Sporkish title os "Official Frogurt of Spork", showing that
his devotion to the Spork has never ceased. He always upheld
the peace
in this realm, and plans on eventually bringing harmony to all.
When the Spamians tried to bring down the Sporksters it was he
who ended the war and created what is now a strong alliance. Now
things have only repeated, for the No-Sporkers are only trying to
attempt something that has already failed once. This new war is rather
unfortunate however, since Spoonicus (the leader of No-Spork)
was once a friend and an ally of the Sporksters. Another ironic
twist to this saga is the fact it was Frogurt who taught Spoonicus
in the art of psionics. Regardless of
the past, he and Knifemorr have double crossed the Sporksters and
will pay for their insulence. Frogurt is also the creator of
essence theory, allowing him to be one of the most versatile
wizards in the Geocities. He is also currently in the proccess
of re-building the Sporksaber, a light saber with a Spork on the
end. For it was recently destoyed by Soda in a time Frogurt was
particularly foolish. Now he works on his space station, the
Death Boot, and practices the arts of combined essence tapping.
As a gift from Spry Nymph, the godmother of Alexander, he recieved
a golden ring which will heal most minor injuries.
GLOSSARY- Death Boot,
Magestaff,
Knifemorr,
Spoonicus,
Mr. Dark,
Ankscan,
Trystessa,
The Legacy of Spork,
The Domain of Frogurt,
Essence Theory