The Oldest Toy of All
The child's full of joy
with his brand new toy
But later in life
After maturation's strife
He'll get the most fun of all
with a simple little ball,
Watch Yer Step, My Son
My son ran down the hall
To answer nature'c call
But he tripped and had a fall
Slipped on his little red rubber ball
Now, his voice will ne'er be a drawl
Sam's Pimple
Sam was simple
On his girl he saw a nipple
Mistook it for a pimple
But he was so dim,
he called it a dimple
