Hal was my Pal at Cal
And Sal was my Gal
Jill gave me a Thrill
But Ruined My Till
or
Chills and Thrills for a Few Bills
Jill went to the window sill
To give her flower pot a fill
While at the sill she caught a chill
And for her chill she took a pill
Then in the door came friendly Will
They got her cot and had a thrill
And jill forgot about her chill
As well as another important pill
Till she got hungry for pikles with dill
And poor Willie got stuck with the bill
Nonsense
Spence
Didn't have any sence
He climbed a picket fence
Tore his pants and lost his pence
Like I said,
He didn't have any cents!
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