The Rainy Day Dream

    The Rainy Day Dream

    I sit on my cot
    And smoke some pot
    The rain beats on my tent
    An makes it bent
    Bad as my car with the dent
    That I wish I never lent.

    I tak a long toke
    Of hot pot smoke
    Comes out my ears
    But it rids me of tears
    Better than a six pack of beers
    Dreamy as a catalog from Sear's

    Ocean Jetty Blues
    Siting on this Ocean Jetty
    I dream about my true love Betty
    Even though I go with Joan
    My heart is simply on a loan
    That's why I act cold as stone
    I speak my piece with such a hard tone
    Like a dog who's lost his bone
    It's terrible how I cut and moan
    A dull rusty knife that needs a hone.

The Wet Index
Sneeze Tease
The Sad Grad
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