The Sneeze Tease
She touches a feather against my nose
Makes me sneeze
Tickles my toes
She likes to tease
Giggles and laughs
I cry, "Stop it please!
Have you gone daft?"
But somehow it puts my soul at ease
That
A fruitbowl
And a piece of cheese
Joan's Pies
Joany, Joany
Full of baloney
When I'm with her
I'm still lonely
When she wants me close
All she does is shove me
Further away
It's the only way
She knows how to play
Throwing pieces of clay
Mudpies on a silver tray
Making fun of everything I say
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