I'm the Goose

I'm the Goose, You're the Worm Slinky worm hiding in the grass From a silly old goose More interested in playing Hide and Seek Than finding someone to eat It's a gass Playing in the grass But the swamp gas chokes the goose And that's no fun Cough Cough Caught a cold? Cold feet more or less I guess So the silly ole goose Best find some other worm To pick on Be thick on Get sick on Crazy words Lazy words Nuthin' but turds Followin' herds of gladness Then sadness.