Derailed Choo Choo
I'm a train that's off its track
I've lost my favorite crack
And though smoke pours out of my stack
I never will get back
Even with my power pack
That I keep in a gunny sack
Cause my wheel's gone flat
I've run over a tack
The flat make my ride like a torture rack
Feels sick like I've eaten a poisoned snack
Reading this poem by a crazy hack
Will get her so mad she'll give me a whack
Smack on my back
And mabe get me back on the track
Her Damn Lies
I don't know why
She has to lie
Perhaps she's shy
Or keeps her high
But makes me sigh
And sometimes cry
Think I'll grab a pie
Throw it in her eye!
