Frank met the Lord while driving a Truck

    Truck Luck

    Frank stormed out of the house
    And Got into his Ford
    With his wife and friends
    He couln'd read accord
    So much frustration Hate and Anger
    Had he finally stored
    With his life and family strife
    He was greatly bored
    Down the Highway driving fast
    He headed his car toward
    When you loose your pluck
    The evening traffic was a times static
    So the road he tried to hoard
    Till he crossed a Mac Truck
    Driven by a fat shmuck
    Now Frank's met his Lord.

The Mack Truck of Indexes
Lard Yard
Out to Port
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