At Port with a Tort

At Port Though no famous port will I reach If my adorn my head with gold Al I've got to do Is on my head Pour some bleach! The Man, And The Dogwood Tree In the country I climbed a tree And felt free Then at the top of the tree For all to see I showed how far I could pee A Bass with a Tail She's a fine and pretty lass She's noble and high class But still a pain in the ass So I'll go out and fish for bass Say goodby to the lass Get off my ass Leave the class Fish for bass.