Perfect Pearl
So you want to meet a girl
And have a happy whirl
First
Don't look for a perfect pearl
Or even the biggest pearl
Perfect Pearls are likely to be Synthetic
Plastic or even downright phoney
"Perfect" girls are aften full of baloney
The biggest pearls cast more than their worth
An generally are big
because they're full of hot air f
Just as the people who wear them
Besides
Who needs a bunch of hot air
When things get hot and sticky
So get a nice pearl
A happy Girl
Someone who'll give you a joyfull whirl
A genuine pearl that won't crack in you bite it
Butr not one that costs more than its worth
A pearl with a few defects that don't show
If you mount it right
Besides
Little defects are seen only by those that look close
So, do want the whole world looking at your girl
Especially when properly mounted
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