I'm sorry if the title for this page seems inconveniently plain and undeniably dull to you, but if you had a choice between being dull or this... I'd choose the matrix... hey wait a minute!!! That's from a movie I watched! Yes, now it's all coming back to me... the dazzling special effects, the cheesy dialogue and God knows what else! NOW I REMEMBER! Titanic! Man, that movie was like the best! Leonardo di Caprio is like soooo cool that I would do anything to go to bed with him... I mean become like him... And Kate Winslet man... she was hoooot, so hot that I could light a cigarette whenever I'm near her... maaan, I would do anything to become like her... I mean go to bed with her...

And now, a special announcement...
fuckyou fuckyou fuckyou fuckyou fuckyou, and I repeat, fuckyou.
 

Sept. 22 1999
Pathetic, isn't it? The fact that I found time to actually update this sick excuse for a website... well, it can't be that bad... at least I'm not the one that's actually visiting it...Well, don't expect a list of changes since you won't fucking get any... You'll eventually figure out what they are unless: (a) you have never visited this site in your entire life and found some masochistic nature inside of you to visit; (b) you are a complete idiot or (c) you aren't actually "surfing" through this site (which I can't hardly blame you).

Well, have fun with the updates...ehmmmm.... yes...

Oct. 10 1999
Due to popular demand by the voices from my head... I have decided to update my webpage...
YEAH! You're all happy and prancing with joy that the most depressing schizophrenic has updated his page!

Despise me if you dare...