Pagan Lightbulb Jokes

How many Alexandrians does it take to change a lightbulb?

1. Same number as Gardnerians.
2. What do the Gardnerians do?

How many Asatruar does it take to change a lightbulb?

1. None. The light from the burning monastery is sufficient, thank you.

How many Ceremonial Magicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

1. One; he stands still with the bulb, and the universe revolves around him.

How many Dianic women does it take to change a lightbulb?

That's W-I-M-M-I-N, and that's not funny!

How many Druids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

1. They don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in stone circles.
2. Thirteen; one to hold the bulb, and twelve to drink enough to make the room spin.

How many Gardnerians does it take to change a lightbulb?

1. I can't say. It's oathbound.
2. I can't tell you--you're not a third-circle initiate!
3. 13, in evenly matched male-female pairs ...

How many Solitaries does it take to change a lightbulb?

1. Tap you fingers while waiting for the other person to remember what the word "solitaire" means.

How many Thelemites does it take to change a light bulb?

1. None. Crowley never wrote a book about it.

How many Wiccans does it take to change a light bulb ???

1. 13: 1 to change the light bulb and 12 to mourn the passing of the old one

How many Witches does it take to change a light bulb?

1. Depends on what you want to change it into.

A follow-up joke to Witches: How many Frogs does it take to change a light bulb?

1. Just one if you can remember which one use to be the electrician.