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~~Signs that you may be a Techno-Pagan~~(***=stuph which actually applies to kaj...) If erecting the temple entails formatting more than 4 disks ... If passing the cakes and ale entails using a /me command ... If the address of your covenstead begins with http:// ... If you calculate the phases of the moon with Windows '95 ... If you call the Watch Towers on your cell-tell ... ***If you do most of your correspondence by email and sign off with Blessed Be ... If you draw down the moon using a light-pen ... If you end a circle with Ctl-Alt-Del ... If you have ever attached ribbons to a May Pole using a staple gun ... If you invite the god and goddess to come online ... ***If you keep a Disk of Shadows (with encrypted backups) ... If you participate in online rituals ... If you refer to deities using 3-letter acronyms (ODN, LKI, THR) ... If you refer to solitary practice as a stand alone ... If you ritually down your server for samhain ... ***If you tap into the collective unconscious using Netscape ... If your Star Trek screen-saver signals when your meditation period is over ... If your Yule ritual involves defragmentation ... If your altar cloth is a mouse pad ... If your altar has a keyboard ... If your candles have batteries ... If your cauldron is a crock-pot ... If your chimes are the start-up noises of Windows 95 ... If your cone of power has a surge suppressor ... If your coven is spread over a 12,000 sq. mi. area ... If your dæmons collect news for you ... If your deities include Murphy and Gates ... ***If your drumming is done on a CD player (dead can dance!!!) ... If your familiar is a computer mouse ... If your herbs are always mail-ordered (express, overnight) ... If your idea of a great retreat has a Computer City, electricity, and a TV nearby ... If your incense is by Glade ... If your magic wand is a light pen ... ***If your magical name, email address, and online name are all the same ... If your patron deity has a homepage ... If your ritual robes conceal a pocket protector ... If your tarot cards multi-task ... If your technician complains about the wax and incense ash on your motherboard ... If you call the quarters with a GPS receiver. this one brought to you by... Steve Elder! And finally, if, when your quarter candles burn out, the UPS backup system kicks in ... ... well, you just might be a Techno-Pagan! if you have any you would like to add to this list, please email me and let me know! | ||||||
