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a short, comparitive guide to religions TAOISM: shit happens. BUDDHISM: if shit happens, it's not really shit. ISLAM: if shit happens, it's the will of allah. PROTESTANTISM: shit happens because you didn't work hard enough. or: let this shit happen to someone else JUDAISM: why does this shit always happen to us? HINDUISM: this shit happened before. CATHOLICISM: shit happens because you are bad. HARE KRISHNA: shit happens, Rama Rama. T.V. EVANGELISM: send more shit. NEOPAGANISM: shit happens ... that's groovy, cause it's only natural. ATHEISM: no shit. JEHOVAH'S WITNESS: knock, knock, shit happens. HEDONISM: there's nothing like a good shit happening. CHRISTIAN SCIENCE: shit happens only in the mind. AGNOSTICISM: maybe shit happens, maybe it doesn't. EXISTENTIALISM: what is shit, anyway? STOICISM: this shit doesn't bother me. WICCA: shit happens threefold. RASTAFARIANISM: let's smoke this shit.