Forwarded Mail
How to be annoying
Why beer is better than a woman
Bumper stickers seen around
What the college viewbooks don't tell you
Things to do when you're bored
Top ten signs you've purchased a bad beer
Rap song translation
Bart Simpson's board writing punishments
Classic lines from my favorite drunk, Norm
If Micro$oft started building cars...
I got tired of putting a little color in these, so many were left
in plain text. Oh, please don't hate me.