What makes the Digital Steakhouse better than McDonald's?

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Deep inside, we all know that the Digital Steakhouse is better than McDonald's. Just to help McDonald's out a little bit, I've composed a list of just what makes us so much better.

  1. Neal G. Lineback could take Ronald anyday.
  2. When we say that the Big Mac is 55 cents with the purchase of any size fries and drink until the end of the year, we mean it. (We don't say this too often, mind you, but when we do, it's for real.)
  3. Being that we have no money, we never get involved with controversy over contributions.
  4. Every item on our menu is both deluxe and a classic.
  5. Most McDonald's restaurants no longer have the sign with the number of people who have been served worldwide. We still have ours.
  6. Vegetarians are happy when they realize that this site has no real meat to it. But McDonald's..., oh, never mind.
  7. Is a sesame seed bigger than your head really a good thing?
  8. Most people would rather have Thirty Thousand Dollars than 55 cents.

This is only a partial list! When I feel that McDonald's is ready to learn more of the secrets of greatness, I will reveal them.

This is a table. it is used to organize data, but sometimes it is also used to set something apart. Of course, horizontal lines usually work for that purpose. Here I am going to write about something that is not worthy of space in the actual text body. I am talking about McDonald's hate pages. Let me point out that this is not a McDonald's hate page, but rather a statement of fact. These pages are not the center of attention, and let's try to keep it that way.

If you are one of those fortunate few saying, "McDonald's hate pages, what are they?", just go ahead and click this link. Sad, I know, but I think that we should all be aware that McDonald's hate is out there.

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