Cool Cow Stuff

Don't worry, if any of my cows tries to fertilize your browser,
this little guy will shovel away the mess for you.

Why I like cows!!

I think cows are cool, and here's why:

• they give us milk (did you know that the pH level of cow milk is 6? That means it's a little acidic, for anyone who wants to know)
• they go "moo"
• they're innocent - have you ever seen an evil cow? Even if someone tried to make one, it wouldn't seem evil, it'd just be funny!
• they have individuality - no two cows have the same spots
• they can pick their noses with their tongues
• they can blow up (see my true cow stories)
• they have a different stomach for each food group
• they give us cowpies
• they are used as air-to-ground weapons by Russian airliners (again, see my true cow stories)
• they're spiritual (holy cow - ha, ha)

I have some cow stories you might want to take a look at - some of them are umm..... a little bit interesting. If you have any funny (but true) cow stories, please sent them to me through e-mail. I'd like to know your name if you send me a story, but you don't have to give it to me if you don't want to.

Have you noticed? Cows are all around us! Here's a list of cows that are in everyone's everyday life, even if you don't live in Texas! If you know of any cool cows, send them to captaincow@cyberdude.com