Sado Clause is on his way, bringing toys to all of the good masters and mistresses, and bringing punishment to all of the bad slaves.  I've been particularly good this year, and everyone who knows me knows who I want to find hog tied and gagged under my tree on Christmas morn.  Here's to hoping that Sado Clause delivers him!

    I hope that all of my loyal Septi-readers get what they want for ChriS+Mas this year, and if you don't, find some one who did, beat them up, and take it.

How about some more extra special Christmas advertising.

Sing along with our second set of Apocalypse carols.

And I answer a letter from a very special reader with a timeless question.

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