Hello, my name is Tweaker McTwitch. I'm SO Blue Collar that I only stop working so I can drink coffee and smoke cigarettes. I work a manly job. I drive heavy things back and forth and I lift even heavier things. I hate my boss, wife and government. My hands are callused and stained with oil and grease. I eat mainly pork and drink mainly beer. I am not creative, that is why I play drums. Another reason I play drums is because sometimes I need to hit something other than my wife. Go Canucks Go!