[Zoom camera to the streets. The street blocks are lined with such stores as Carl's Bombs and Explosives and Accessories and Tom's Rhinoplasty that reveal the, ah, diverse professions of the South Park people. We see Chef, a large, moustached black man in trippin' around the 'hood in his 70s station wagon with its customized drop-top down and saying hi to his homies. "Chef's Chocolate Salty Balls" blares LOUD from his stereo.]

[Cut camera to Chef's point of view. He sees a beautiful woman on the sidewalk.]

[Chef smiles. He continues to cruise around the streets of South Park until he reaches the parking lot of a building with a sign reading "SOUTH PARK ELEMENTARY SCHOOL".]

[Cut to bird's-eye view of the school. Chef parks his car in front of a parking spot labelled "RESERVED FOR SPE CHEF".]

[Cut to Chef. He walks out of the car and towards the cafeteria when all of a sudden a foreign object hanging from the roof dropped to the ground.]

[Chef examines the foreign object. Cut to close-up view of the object. It is an equilateral triangle that seems to be made out of pure gold and glows with a strange, perhaps even mystical, golden light. Engraved on the triangle is a series of symbols that Chef cannot read. Oh, did I mention that the triangle is equilateral?]

[Chef carefully puts the triangle into his bag, unlocks the cafeteria door and walks inside.]