[Kids stampede through the school hallway. Zoom to third-person view of four kids in particular, who are running single-file in the stampede. They are: Stan Marsh (he of the blue-and-red toque), Eric Cartman (he of the heavyset build), Kyle Brofslovski (he of the green floppy World War II pilot headgear) and Kenny McCormick (he of the orange parka). These four 8-year-old kids are best friends who hang out and beat up on each other all the time.]

[Camera continues to follow the group until the first student, Bebe (she of the blonde hair and also Kyle's rumoured girlfriend) reaches one classroom in particular: Mr. Garrison's classroom. View changes to 3/4 perspective as soon as Bebe runs into the classroom, while everyone else follows her. The room is decorated in pastel colours, and there are two posters of Britney Spears (she of America's Top-10 Music Hit Lists) in the room. The gray-haired, almost bald Mr. Garrison and his puppet companion, Mr. Hat, welcomes the students.]

[Basically the boys are all ga-ga over Britney; the girls, meanwhile, make revolted puking sounds when they hear the words "Britney Spears". One such girl is Wendy Testaburger, the smartest girl in Mr. Garrison's class and Stan's "girlfriend".]

[Wendy makes an NBA coach full time-out gesture and leads all the girls out of the classroom.]

[And class continues until the clock strikes twelve; school is dismissed early because of Britney's special appearance. Camera follows the boys as they stampede out of the classroom and into the cafeteria.]