Mr. Amusement Jeff Gay

Mr. Amusement Jeff Gay (Vocals, Guitar, E-Bow)

FULL NAME: Jeffrey Matthew Gay
DATE OF BIRTH: 22nd July 1979
STAR SIGN: Cancer (Missed Leo by a day)
PLACE OF BIRTH: Halifax, Nova Scotia, Canada
HEIGHT: 6 ft 2 ins
EYES: A haunting shade of blue
DISTINGUISHING MARKS: Outtie belly-button, overwhelming weight problems, Sportex velcro shoes.
WHAT DOES IT TAKE TO MAKE A DISTRACTION?: A Distraction is dedicated to the ultimate goal of making the radio listenable again.
IN A PREVIOUS LIFE: Was Otis Redding
FIRST CONTACT WITH THE OTHER DISTRACTIONS: "We all met at an audition for the musical Cats. We found that we had much in common, and we decided to live together and start a group."
STATED AMBITION: To be the first band to play in space AND put arch-rival Owen S-R on his place in a guitar duel.
FLABBERGASTING TIDBIT: Once ate 10 pieces of Kentucky Fried Chicken in one sitting.
PERFECT WOMAN SHOULD BE: Socialist, well read, not a musician, like me Mum!
DECLARED BABE IS: Sarah Polley
DAVE ON JEFF: "Jeff is the Sergeant MAJOR in the army of little foot soldiers we have come to know as Distactions. He is a MAJOR influence on everybody he touches. He spreads GLEE with a wisp. He is the creme cheese packet above all the other CREME cheese packets. (Located next to the bagels in the cafeteria.) And if all else fails, man can that guy play a wicked version of MMMBop on the piano."
FAVOURITE ALBUMS:
1.The Band -The Band
2.Imperial Bedroom -Elvis Costello and the Attractions
3.What's Going On -Marvin Gaye
4.Remain in Light -Talking Heads
5.Exile on Main Street -The Rolling Stones
6.Look Sharp -Joe Jackson
7.All Mod Cons -The Jam
8.There's A Riot Goin' On -Sly and the Family Stone
9.Something/Anything? -Todd Rundgren
10.Stand Up -Jethro Tull
(Honourable Mention): Spice -Spice Girls

FAVOURITE MOVIES:
1.On Her Majesty's Secret Service
2.SuperFly
3.School's Out -The Degrassi Movie
4.A Clockwork Orange
5.Ferris Bueller's Day Off
6.The Dark Crystal
7.The Empire Strikes Back
8.The Wrong Trousers
9.Gimme Shelter -Stones At Altamont
10.The Shawshank Redemption

FAVOURITE TV SHOWS:
1.The Drew Carey Show
2.Duckman
3.Classic Albums
4.Coronation Street
5.Degrassi

ON E-BOW:
"The single most overlooked piece of equipment at the guitarist's disposal."
ON CARLETON:
"From The Fresh Prince of Bel Air. Man that guy is talented. I don't really like the show but he is one funny guy, with excellent rhythm."
ON THE JAM/ PAUL WELLER:
"I couldn't put one of their/ his albums ahead of another for my top ten and I didn't want to put on a best of, but they/ he are just amazing. My favorite song in the world is A Town Called Malice."
ON DRUM MACHINES:
"Especially Linn Drum Machines. They don't talk back. They keep perfect rhythm. All the ladies love them. The essence of music."


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