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FULL NAME: Kristopher Patrick Moulton DATE OF BIRTH: 8th March 1979 STAR SIGN: Pisces PLACE OF BIRTH: Halifax, Nova Scotia, Canada HEIGHT: 5 ft 6 ins EYES: Deep Blue DISTINGUISHING MARKS: Flaming red hair and a backwards Distraction hat WHAT DOES IT TAKE TO MAKE A DISTRACTION? Solid rhythm, excellent musical taste and appreciation of the Spice Girls. IN A PREVIOUS LIFE: Drum machine for Kraftwerk. FIRST CONTACT WITH OTHER DISTRACTIONS: "I remember back to nursery school. Ah yes, those were the days. Sean Cameron was the first Distraction I met. It was one day when he had a mishap with a stapler and was unfortunate enough to staple his own finger. Later that day with Sean's realease from the hospital, we decided we would form the greatest band that ever lived. And that my friends, was the beginning of the Distractions." STATED AMBITION: To marry Elle MacPherson and somehow go through life without being replaced by a drum machine. FLABBERGASTING TIDBIT: Can hide large quantities of chocolate milk within a large cavity in his stomach. PERFECT WOMAN SHOULD BE: Elle MacPhersonesque and a fan of Kraftwerk DECLARED BABE IS: Elle MacPherson (Future Wife) HATEM ON KRIS: "Moulton's drumming skills are outdone only by his vast knowledge of adapters. Good for some buttered popcorn every visit." |
FAVOURITE ALBUMS: 1. Computerworld -Kraftwerk 2. Teenager Of The Year -Frank Black 3. Who's Next -The Who 4. Fully Completely -The Tragically Hip 5. Heartbeat City -The Cars 6. This Year's Model -Elvis Costello And The Attractions 7. Document -REM 8. Recipe For Hate -Bad Religion 9. Weezer -Weezer 10. The Bends -Radiohead FAVOURITE MOVIES: 1. Terminator 2: Judgement Day 2. The Shawshank Redemption 3. Braveheart 4. Back To The Future II 5. Strange Days 6. Escape From Alcatraz 7. A Clockwork Orange 8. Pulp Fiction 9. Donnie Brasco 10. L.A. Confidential FAVOURITE TV SHOWS: 1. MacGyver 2. The Kids In The Hall 3. Who's Line Is It Anyway? 4. Star Trek: The Next Generation 5. The Simpsons ON KRAFTWERK: "Great computer music by four German guys. Often referred to as Krapwerk by many." ON DRUM MACHINES: "An inferior device meant to imitate a REAL drummer but I'm afraid it's just not the same thing." ON NES: "A primitive but still wholly entertaining video game platform. With only 8 bits it falls short on graphics from today's systems but is often more fun." ON ORBITZ: "A great drink made by Clearly Canadian. Aimed at the rave scene it was quite a failure and now people who appreciate it like me can buy it for a mere 50 cents a bottle." |