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 Heep List Math Quiz - by Dave Griffin 

If Dave White's post leaves Cleveland thru heepsters@... going 100 hpb , Rodrigo Werneck's post leaves Brazil thru heep2@... going 100 hpb, Bob Winward's post leaves N.J. at 100 apb going thru Nextel, and Bob K. Hensley is not postin' 'cause he's fishin for some Heepopotamus, and Mike the Heepite Stroud's post leaves Murfreesboro thru heepbillies@... going 2 hpb , and Mac Steagall's not postin' 'cause he's doing the Carolina Boogie with the Hell's Angels at Myrtle Beach, and Dale Frederick's post leaves California on the next wave that comes in going 100 hps , and Pete Wharton's post leaves the UK on The Concord going 100 hpb, and Chrissy Spotwood's not postin' 'cause she's trying to figure out her first HeepCD to buy, and El Nino has entered HeepSpace causing many megabytes of mass Heepsteria, and the HeepJam is causing serious problems with band width for Ken Hensley in St. Louis who's trying to figure out how to fit all the Heepsters on the stage at the same time, and we all find out the 70's were really a dream and the only music available is from Bob Dreher's Ole Fashioned Polka Revue and Disco Rap Funkfest, and the fastest selling children's novel is "Boris the Cannibal SpiderMan meets the SpiderWoman on Heepster's Web", and Roland Austin is out celebrating his 13th anniversary of the 13th birthday of the 13th magician who has 13 fingers and toes on his 13 hands and feet, and Egil Bokn is having the grand opening of the European Heepaholics Anonymous, and Tim McGuiness is getting rich off of his tobacco store called Pipes and Stems who's slogan is "We're a Humor-dor but We Don't Have that Wacky Tobaccy or those Funny Cigars!", and Alex Gitlin is out promoting the "Hair Bands of the 80's Reunion Tour" except this time he's introduced the beloved B-3 to all those bands and he also has the rights to write the tour reviews for all the rock mags, and all the other Heepsters have gone to Russia to start translating the new HeepBio, "Return to Wonderworld while Looking At Yourself trying to have a Conquest fighting off those Demon's & Wizards who hope to have some Sweet Freedom and trying not to be an Innocent Victim while catching Fireflies just above the Equator next to the Sea Of Light"... If All These Things Heep are truly Heepining... Which Coollist is really the fastest?

Dave "I hope I don't wake up with a Heepover!!" Griffin

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