This is Jeff. Months ago he could be seen on campus. Studying hard, working hard, never ever playing hard. Now here he is. Only one Month in the House of Poor Choices and his respectable demeanor has been replaced with that of a beer swillin' goat throwin' rummy. Poor, poor Jeff. Poor, poor choices. Jeff's recent poor choices: eating an entire loaf of bread and moreso when he wasn't hungry... trusting Ed to pay the power bill... hiding that dead hooker in our bathtub...