Ortega's Incredibly Strange Website

Mst3k's loveable Ortega and his website

Ortega (right) and friends Thanks a lot for visiting, it means a lot to me and Ortega!

No, you are not freaking out!

Welcome to Ortega's Incredibly Strange Website. This is my tribute to the coolest show on TV, Mystery Science Theater 3000. This webpage is based upon The Incredibly Strange Creatures, first shown on June 14, 1997.

Ortega: is a "Torgoesque" charater from this movie (remember Torgo, from "Manos"). He is available for catering services to Satellites that are lost in time and space, for anyone that is interested.

In the meantine, enjoy the buffet and,

"You've gotta tell her everyday that you love her"-Mike Nelson as Ortega

City Limits or Escape 2000 quiz

Ideas from Gizmonics

"The Flying Elves are back!!!" and other great lines

Mr. B's MST3K humor 101-the best place to start

Ortega's Primary Audio Satellite

Links to other sites on the Web

Satellite News
Dues Ex Machina (Every link to Mst3k)

Go ahead and send me some mail.

In fact, you can contact Ortega through this site. I'm sure that, because he is a fictional charater, he wouldn't mind.

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