Spies Two
Spies Two
Stephen is sitting at his desk in the spies' office. Hugh
enters carrying a cup of coffee. He puts it down on
Stephen's desk.
Stephen Hello, Murchison. Nice to see you.
Hugh Whoops! You gave me rather a fright, Control.
Sorry - I nearly upset your coffee there.
Stephen No harm done, I can easily mop up that very small
drop and it was very kind of you to bring me some
at all. I'm most grateful.
Hugh It was no trouble, I was coming in anyway and I
though "why not bring in a coffee for Control? It's
eleven o'clock, I expect he'd welcome a cup."
Stephen Greatly appreciated.
Hugh I checked with Valerie and she said you like a little
bit of milk, not too much, and no sugar. I hope
that's right.
Stephen That's exactly how I like my coffee, Murchison.
Hugh Anyway I ought to tell you why I came in.
Stephen Mm, yes. Was there something you wanted to tell
me? Or perhaps you wanted to ask me a question?
Hugh Well a bit of a mixture of both really, Control. Do
you remember we decided to put a tail on the new
Cultural Attache at the Russian Embassy?
Stephen Yes, I do remember. I remember the very day we
talked about it. We thought he might be a spy
working for the KGB, and I said, "let's follow him
around and see if he does anything that might look
suspicious".
Hugh That's right. We gave him the Codename Big
Bad Wolf, and you decided that it would be good
to put Philip and his F division in charge of the
surveillance.
Stephen Yes, Operation Coathanger if memory serves me
correctly. You were sitting over there - it was quite
a rainy day and Philip was standing by the desk,
I think.
Hugh Yes. Though if you remember it was before you
moved your desk round this way, so he would have
been over there.
Stephen Oh yes. I must say I do prefer it like this. I
don't think I'll go back. I can see all the door and
have quite a nice view over St Giles Circus.
Hugh Yes. That must be nice. Anyway, it looks as if the
Big Bad Wolf probably is a spy after all.
Stephen Oh dear. Well we certainly feared as much. Just as
well we took the trouble to find out. It shows how
it's always worth checking things up, isn't it? Has
he been meeting known KGB agents then?
Hugh Yes, he certainly has. As you can see.
Hugh stands there. Stephen puts his hands out and
Hugh gives him a blue folder.
Stephen (Looking at the folder) I must say I like this folder.
Didn't the old ones used to be blue?
Hugh Yes. It was Valerie's idea to change to blue. She
thought it would brighten the place up a bit.
Stephen Very nice too. (Reading) "Big Bad Wolf has a
Meeting with Colonel Andreyev in John Lewis's."
Did Philip take this photograph himself, do
you think?
Hugh (Coming round to look) It certainly looks like Philip's
handiwork.
Stephen You can't see which department they're in. I hope
Big Bad Wolf isn't stealing any of our secrets or
trying to persuade out agents to defect.
Hugh That would be galling, wouldn't it?
Stephen I tell you what. You leave this one with me,
Murchison.
Hugh Are you going to tell the Minister?
Stephen I'll certainly have to do that, yes. Meanwhile Philip
had better keep up his surveillance.
Hugh Would you like me to tell him? I'll be seeing him
later today.
Stephen Would you? That would certainly save me the
trouble.
Hugh No problem at all.
Stephen Thanks.
Hugh You're welcome. Anyway, I'd better get back to
my office now. The Prague desk has been in a bit
of a flap.
Stephen Uh-oh. Mustn't keep you then.
Hugh I'll let you know if anything else crops up.
Stephen That would be appreciated. And thanks again for
the coffee. It tasted very nice.
Hugh Really such a pleasure. See you then, Control.
Stephen Bye bye, Murchison.