I don't know if Scott Adams or his publisher would try to sue me for posting this on my page, but I'm willing to risk it. What the heck—I love the Dilbert comic strip. I have all the books and I previously annoyed a supervisor by taping the strip up around my workplace. This caused a little friction. We both knew that the strips were directed at his management style and personal philosophy—but as long as I never came out and said it, he could only glare at me.
Mom, if you interpret this comic strip as some symptom of a drinking problem, I'd like to refer you to Proverbs 31:6-7.