Disneyland presents :
bathrooms and toilets!
"Gomer's Gentlemen's Lair" AKA "daddy i gotta peeee"
"Trixie's Powder Room" AKA "oh no, the baby stinks"
The happy rocking and rolling bears of Bear Country want you to be comfortable. In that spirit of caring, they have erected places for you to go doody and whizz. How tho'tful!
Now, for your amusement, the stupid inferior denizens of Toontown have also built toilets for humans to make turdy deposits in. The ultra-sleek and super-sexxxy signs are shown above. Toontown is the hottest area in the park, mostly due (I believe) to the fact that everything is made of some weird plastic concrete shit that reflects and absorbs and radiates intense heat at all times. As a result, the lines for the 3 or 4 drink/snack counters in Toontown are usually fairly long and as a result, lots of people use these magical Toontown toilets. Wow-wee-bud-dee.
Sleeping Beauty Castle has provided these swanky digs for your expulsion needs. Located next to the Alice In Wonderland ride and across from the Matterhorn, these are bathrooms. Yes. The signs are neat too, although I never know which to enter...
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