The adventure continues......
On the way to Dieppe you are admiring the scenery when you spot the top of a rocket ship poking out above the treeline. You wanted to be an astronaut as a child, and could not resist getting off at the next station and running over to it. There are lots of people and equipment around. Over a loudspeaker comes a voice in French. You don't understand the words but it sounds just like a countdown. The rocket's engines begin to rumble. You feel overpowered and cannot resist the urge to get on board. You notice some last containers being loaded so you hide in one of them.
Before you know it earth looks like a basket ball. You make your way up to the cockpit to meet two monkeys supposedly piloting the rocket. Instead they are eating bananas and playing chess. They notice you and take an instant liking to you. You know this because they cling to your legs and pee on your foot. They then take your hand and lead you to an escape pod. When you get in it vibrates, then detaches from the rocket. The two monkeys start playing clapping games while you notice that the control panel has been vandalised and only three buttons are readable. Each button names a country.
What do you do?
Choose to land in Australia
Choose to land in Indonesia
Choose to land in Queenstown, New Zealand