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Puzzles

1. How many books can a student put in an empty grocery sack?
Answer: One; after that, the sack isn't empty

2. When a librarian goes fishing for catfish, what does he use for bait?
Answer: Bookworms

3. Brad Pitt took two strings and tied two turtles to two tall trees. How many T's are there in that?
Answer: There are only two T's in that

4. How do you pronounce the capitol of Kentucky Louisville or Loowiville?
Answer: The capitol is Frankfort

5.  A man is extremely late for an appointment. As he is driving to his destination, he takes a corner on two wheels. A nearby policeman sees this, but does not stop him. Why doesn't the policeman stop him?
Because the man is riding a motorcycle.

Source: NSTP Life&Times
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