To my colleagues at the Really Secret Bureau of Oberserving Things Your Everyday Joe Off the Street Would Recognize as Common Sense and For The Mindless Propogation Of Useless Acronyms.
An alarming phenomenon has been striking fear into dimensional physicists here in Nerima. Speculators theorize that with the rising proportion of Nerima's populace that creates these rifts, the closer our dimensional fabric will come to tearing into shreds. This researcher, through clever observation through secret means, believes he has found a few conceptual paradigm shifts that will allow us to better understand the usage of this dimension called 'Hammerspace'.
Hammerspace is apparently a dimension which is inhabited not by a concrete spatial plane; that is, there is no stasis of matter in it. Individual items float about in a jumbled coagulation, which some have presumed to be perhaps Ether, or 'phlogiston'. This is all speculatory, however; if SNDF resources could acquire an agent who had Hammerspace capabilities, research into this field could be much facilitated.
One individual who proved particularly resourceful, though perhaps a bit questionable, was a being known as Arr-Ell-Eli. This individual informed us of HIS particular theory as to the origin of Hammerspace.
His interpretation is that there are two poles of reality, Chaos and Order. Throughout most of the world, Order is the dominant force, with a balance in Chaos to keep the world moving. However, spikes and disturbances can create shifts in reality. Areas in order can fall into disorder, with raining walruses, honest Republicans can arise, and fast food can be fast. Some individuals, however, possess intrinsic linkage to one of the two poles. People who exhibit extreme dullness and lack any source of dynamic thought may be thought to show a strong inclination to Order. Likewise, babbling, screaming maniacs in asylums chanting 'Cthulhu! Cthulhu! Ai! Ai!' may also be strongly inclined to Chaos.
Arr-Ell-Eli's further hypothesis, however, is that individuals may exhibit strong traits of BOTH Order and Chaos. The two together, when spurred by mental training or emotional focus, can create an ability to make a disruption in the dimensional fabric, thus creating a rift to Hammerspace. Order creates the object desired, structuring it, while the Chaos allows the dimensional rift. This theory is ONLY that, however, and has yet to be proved.
Several individuals have long demonstrated the capacity to access Hammerspace. The most renowned and dramatically displaying of these is a male subject from mainland China, Mousse. Mousse's control over Hammerspace is excellent, allowing him to repeatedly exhibit the ability to summon complex mechanical objects, such as chains, projectile launchers, and even animals. Mousse can be seen to be a very emotional subject, as his psychological profile clearly shows.
Another individual who has demonstrated limited Hammerspace ability is Tendo Akane. She demonstrated a remarkable ability to procure Hammers Of Unusual Size and use them upon unappreciated members of the opposite gender. Her ability to do so is often demonstrated at times of emotional turmoil. Studies lead to the speculation that the greater emotional turmoil she is in, the larger the hammer will be.
Contacts suggest to us that Ann, a young girl somehow related to the individual known as Shiro Kuno, has talents in manipulating this dimensional concept. According to sources, she has even developed a means of teleportation through entering artificial portals in Hammerspace.
Another to contact would be Ratzikshakra, the current paramilitary attache to a Mister Arkaleb. Her ability to call upon items out of her handbag from Hammerspace has been established. Her unusual skin tone, however, suggests there may be adverse affects from some individuals accessing Hammerspace.
Author's note: Someone needs to address this.. any further suggestions?
Lookit the main page, Kappa's interview,
Kappa's bio, or the main GRIT page.