Church Bloopers
The third verse of "Blessed Assurance" will be sung without musical accomplishment.
The choir will meet at the Larsen house for fun and sinning.
Miss Charlene Mason sang "I Will Not Pass This Way Again," giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.
Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It is a good chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands.
Next Sunday is the family hayride and bonfire at the Fowlers. Bring your own hot dogs and guns. Friends are welcome! Everyone come for a funtime.
"Wise Up, O Men of God"
Smile at someone who is hard to love. Say "hell" to someone who doesn't care much about you.
The peace-making meeting scheduled for today has been cancelled due to a conflict.
Tonight's sermon: "What is hell?" Come early and listen to our choir practice.
The sermon this morning: "Jesus Walks on the Water." The sermon tonight: "Searching for Jesus."
Next Thursday, there will be tryouts for the choir. They need all the help they can get.
The agenda was adopted ... the minutes were approved...the financial secretary gave a grief report.
Barbara C. remains in the hospital. She is having trouble sleeping and requests tapes of Pastor Jack's sermons.
The "Over 60s Choir" will be disbanded for the summer with the thanks of the entire church.
Missionary from Africa speaking at Calvary Memorial Church in Racine. Name: Bertha Belch. Announcement: "Come tonight and hear Bertha Belch all the way from Africa."
Announcement in a church bulletin for a National Prayer and Fasting Conference: "The cost for attending the prayer and fasting conference includes meals."
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