The Denny's Situation
So I was sitting there, right. I realized where I was and it was nowhere close and yet it all seemed so far away. I asked myself a question, all she replied with was, "when did you get here?". I just smiled. Then I thought, when did I get here? It's not like it really mattered but the simplicity of it all made sence. I was me and she was me also.
I looked at the girl across from me, obviously I knew her, from where I didn't know, and how she ended up in my white padded room, I'm not entirely sure. But that's beside the point. She is here and I am here also, but there is no we in this situation, for I have determined that I am her and she is me, no she is me and I am me, no-awe fuck it. Oh well, she is here and there is only enough room for one of us...oh yeah...
Wait...
I noticed my eyes, or her eyes, oh yeah wait... I noticed them looking me up, or down. If I only knew what she was thinking, but then I thought, what if she knew what I was thinking, then I thought is it me or her thinking? Shit! What kinda mass illusion am I stuck in? I thought about the Dramamine to calm me down, only to realize that it was her who stole the last thought of dramamine left in the bottle. I decided some decisive action was necessary, but what was there to decide? I decided I'd let her decide.
I, er, uh, we; no, um, well, we'll just say I sat in a Dramamine induced haze, only to relize that she, well yeah, she also sat in a Dramamine induced haze. It was odd cause I could see my reflection in her eyes, only it was her reflection in her eyes, and now that I think about it, she's staring me up, or down, like she's waiting for a response, but no, I'm waiting for a response. Well, this is an intreging situation, I think I'll smoke a ciggarette.
She went, no I went to smoke a ciggarette, when suddenly I realized that my padded room not only had tables, but weird holes in the walls too. I tried to escape through one but I hit something hard, and to tell you the truth, it was the hardest liquor I ever hit. I then decided to sit back down. She just laughed. I asked her why she was laughing and all she said was, "you already know." So in an atempt not to look stupid I agreed. Then I saw the sign. It was green and yellow with red lettering. I said to my self "what the hell does that say?" She looked throught the whole, sat back down and started laughing. When I quit laughing I said t myself "Denny's you freak!"
After pondering our existance for insane amounts of time, I came to the conclusion that our Dramamine induced haze was actually a caffinee induced daze. The coffee really was that bad!!