Avon Plate F.C.

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Match reports for Season 2000/2001

25/02/01 (League)
Avon Plate 6 : 1 Wizard Wanderers

Half Time 2:1
Scorers: Jack Sant 20mins, Julian Fowgies 25, 63mins, Yos David 50, 72, 80mins

Plate Cream Wizards (in a game of 2 halfs and many pints)
by Comrade Hemmingway, Official Football or Death Reporter

6 :1 to the Avon Plate, 6 :1 to the Avon Pla... wassa? Yeah, crackin, whupped 'em (hic) oh sorry mate, I'll get you another, 'ang on. You been to the bar? Jacko's birthday mate, yeah get im a large one, and one for me wahaay! Yeah, no, sorry, bloody ell what you put in that. Wahaay! No, started off crap didn't we? rubbish, no bite. Dogs of war? pussys more like mate. 2-nil up? How'd that appen? Both corners bish-bosh. oh man Jackos goal, classic, near post on the volley bang couldn't believe it. Then Fowg m'bo back stick giving it eyebrows, all over the defender, fantastico yeah, oi mate get us one in, bit skint you know, nice one. then they get one from a corner, direct! typical. 2-1 more than we deserved though, shocking. Theres Bill, he used to be a pikeman, no straight up, oi Billo, how's the noggin? Smack! he was out for the count. He's all right though aint you Bill, Bill? Bill? 'ang on.

Half Time Avon Plate 2 : 1 Wizard Wanderers

...Vamos, Vamos Avon Plate, Vamos... get up Drew, bloody 'ell, whats he doing down there. Played 90 minutes Drew, that's why he can't stand up, honest, ha ha, you alright mate, looking a bit watcha call it, get it down you, your round I think, yeah deffo, Avon Plate mate win or lose always on the booze waaa. No, second half, different story, Chrissy Thomas comes on, human dynamo, midfield terrier, teeth, grr, I'm a tiger. James M'bor largin' it, Mikey Marsh fillin' in for Tommo, top banana, t-o-p-b-a-n-a... ban an an a ha-ha, you got a light? Oi whose got a light? light! LI... oh cheers. Yeah fantastico. Yossa got a hat-trick, yeah first one Jacko puts it through, shoots, took twenty minutes to cross the line! Ha, typical, caught the second one though, badoosh, left foot, get in there. Plate were cruising, flowing football, 3-5-2. WHO ARE WE? PLATE ARMY! What? Nah they couldn't live with it, Proctor taking the pis... scuse me, IVAN NO!, sorry what was i saying? Oh aye, number 5 or was it 4?, it was just an orgy of goals mate, another corner, bit of a scramble, Fowgies nods it in, thank-you and goodnight, 2 against his old team, the boy's lovin' it. Last one, Tony and Jack I'm dying of thirst here are you sure you got no wonga? up the left, rolled across the box, Yos first time, c'mon. Pretty damn tasty all round I'd say, apart from the first half but there you go. Oi Boulton, yes mate I will, nice one.

Full Time Avon Plate 6 : 1 Wizard Wanderers

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