This is a selection of comments we have received on the Heterosexual Quiz. As you'll see, some people are supportive, some slightly hostile and some completely out of their tree. Judge for yourself.
"Hello, hope I did ok!"
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"Lesbians are cool"
"Please, for the sake of our children, and our children's children,
do not submit them to this heterosexual community!"
"I think the questions are too narrow and simplistic. The factors of social construction and pressure is not indicated in
your multiple choice answers. It is also a rather homosexist way of constructing questions, just as heterosexist ways have been
perpetuated and space not given to others with different sexual preference
and/or practices. For example, the question on why heterosexuals exhibit their relationships. I don't think I do that whether
I'm having a relationship with a woman or a man because I don't think it's anyone's business.
I think there are similar stereotypical problems that both heterosexual and homosexual relationships are
founded on and both these have to be questioned and challenged."
"ARE THERE ANY SEXY BLACK WOMEN DOWN UNDER?"
"*LOL*"
"This is great. How is a bisexual person supposed to respond to these questions? Well what can I say? Its great that you are out and feel comfortable about yourselves, but with this group and that group always taking the piss out of each other no wonder there are so many hassels in the world. Why cant people just get along, learn to understand, teach and except others for what they are. Unfortunately gay groups are as bad as hetro groups are as bad as racial groups are as bad as political groups, when will the world wake up? Lets get rid of the us and them syndrome and promote the beauty of life while we can. Live and let live!!!! from a very hetro 35 year old male. Via le differance."
"hehehehehehe.. I love this test.. I tried to answer it "seriously", but it only exposes how idiotic homophobics are..."
"I liked this, and I got it. As with most homosexual people and many
heteros, I feel sexual orientation is one of those miraculously distinctive
intrinsic traits for which each of us can accept neither credit, nor blame.
It is for each of us to deal with in a way that is good for ourselves and
others. In general, it seems, containment rather than orientation is the
order of the day."
"Help! I've lost my clitoris and I can't get up."
"Nice quiz, some very humorous questions and answers. Being a bi-cour. male I find some of those questions true to my feelings not just funny. Well I will let you figure out which questions."
"I thought this test was to find out if you were gay or not."
"Neat quiz but I am still not gay sorry. I have nothing against gay people, some of my friends are gay, but I do know one thing I prefer the ladies. They make me more happy than men do."
"I hate guys, and I hate girls, generally I hate everyone. Nah, this was a cool quiz, I liked it."
"This was a stupid quiz."
"Need to think about your options more carefully as they are terribly vague and general."
"I'm showing this quiz to my theatre class on intolerance at USC. I think it shows a good perspective of the gay community."
"I'm gay and I love it. This quiz is funny stuff...."
"Very good!!...Tickets for the Mardi Gras Ball anyone?"
"Yeah... and like, They're all after me and stuff."
"Gays are screwy. They need to get an ass whoopin'."
"Just enjoy life as it is."
"Some questions need an "other" choice as there isn't always an answer which I agree with."
"The only problem i have with your "survey" is that it is leading- there are limited choices and it is not at all objective."
"One missing question: Do you think your attraction to members of the same sex is a reaction to any child sexual abuse you experienced?"
"This survey is very biased and almost totally crap. The questions have 2 few answers to achieve a reliable outcome and IT'S CRAP SEE LEMONS"
"Fairly obvious but enlightening."
"I am someone who has always considered himself Heterosexual and have been guilty of asking some of these
same silly questions. Thank you for shining a light on my bigotry and pure ignorance. Not to mention
it was pretty damn funny as well."
"You know, I had been unopinionated either way, but if you are representative of gay and lesbians my opinion is now unfavorable. I do not have a need to openly express my hetero-sexuality and I do not have need to join a I'm straight parade, I do not have a need to proclaim my hetero-sexuality on a stupid web site"
"Your quiz is very thought provoking. I have come to the conclusion that gay persons are not necessarily wrong or bad. Gay persons are just a little different. There is certainly nothing wrong with being different."
"Fun & entertaining!"
"I am not a lesbian, but I swear, sometimes I really wish that I
were so that I could ditch guys that really get on my nerves! I have been going out with my super-fantastic boyfriend for a long time, but
he does so many guy things that I just wanna smack him for - eeekkk!"
"Some of the... most of the questions on here are stupid! What the f**k are they for? You all are retarded!"
"Please, can't we all just get along??"
"The choices were limited if it is other than
what u have given where can we fit in our reply. But it was great to go through this....."
"I am hetero, but my wife is Bi. There is nothing wrong with either."
"This is beautiful."
"Hetero is good... Gay is good... Bi is good... Live and let live."
"why do heterosexuals drink from saucepans?"
"This is an absolutely cool quiz"
"As my four year old says "I LOVE IT", good work and keep on truckin, or whatever.....lol"
"This is truly cruel and insensitive. You have
no idea how we suffer. Especially in San Francisco."
"I enjoyed the quiz and you have some incredible points dealing with bias between hetro and homo.
I hope more people click in to your page and realize
the points you two have made. Thank you"
"Sites like this one help ease the pain of being
hopelessly straight. Perhaps, one day, people who
are heterosexual will stop being discriminated
against. This site is a good start."
"In a perfect world... I'd be bi. I suppose that shows I've
that I've got no discrimination"
"Great test but I would have liked to have had more choices. As to why I am straight can you imagine going down on a guy rather then a woman??? I can't.
I wish all people would just mind their own business.."
"This is very cute. I don't mean that in a demeaning manner, either. I have been toying with the idea of homosexuality of late, but haven't been toying with any homosexuals (proabably the best way to really frustrate and piss off my homosexual friends). As it is, I've decided until I can decide, I might as well not bother. My current partner is a lovely bi-sexual person with a vivacity for life that I love.
Anyway, thank you for letting me have a crack at your quiz. I hope I skewed your results sufficiently with an open mind. Unfortunately birth control will never control the population of the planet with the Christian ministries controlling the minds of the public.
Free minds! Cool People!"
"HI....my name is Bob...and I'm a heterosexual....
>HI BOB!<
I didn't truly realize this until I was bored at work and found a Web Page that made me realize who and what I am.
I owe my piece of mind and sense of identity to those two sympathetic women who run the page.
I'm so glad that they can be open-minded enough to accept me and others who share my preference.
(I wonder if they will immediately change their lifestyles if I quote some Bible verses to them? Or maybe
I'll call them some names, and get all worked up about something that is A} Nothing that has any effect on me or my life,
and B} really none of my damned business, since I'm on the opposite end of the damn planet)"
"Jesus made us to be attracted to the opposite sex,and anything else is not natural. Read Romans chap 1"
"Great survey -- ever consider doing a MAN -- an American MAN - Steve-the guy taking this survey is kinda strange (he's from NY) but I'm much better looking and have all my teeth (unlike Steve)"
"Some of these questions suck!!!! They only have the view of a homosexual. Have you ever tried being heterosexual? I think you need to come up with some new questions for this test."
"Hmmm... You ladies have made your point!"
" You have to watch out for those people. They think they're everywhere."
"The choices you give for answers are rather narrow. Heterosexuality rules"
"I like your views on life. Incidentally, straight men love lesbians. I'd watch them over football! "
"Hey, this is kinda cute, but I hope you are joking. Hey I understand that you have caught a lot of flak for being gay, and if I could apologize for all I would. I feel that sexuality no matter what your persuasion is,
is a private issue, and is really nobody else's business unless you care to share that part of your private life with them. By the way, I am a 27 year old heterosexual male, (maybe it is just because I have never been with
a man yet) who knows why. but it really doesn't matter as long as I am happy and those that I love are happy."
"This quiz needs just a tad bit more sarcasm, don't you think?"
"Umm Ummm I'm not gay but if RuPaul is looking for a houseboy, I'm there!"
"Nice quiz, sounds like you have heard these questions a lot. My wife & I have several gay friends & co-workers. I have begun to realize that there are a lot of prejudices/hostility directed to gay couples. Congrats on your courage to stand up for yourselves. Good luck."
"Damn... heterosexuals chose to be that way... leave us gays alone!"
"Yes us "Heterosexuals" must be forced to laugh at ourselves occasionally! I like it, and although I have no problem doing anything with a woman, the idea of becoming homosexual gets that "man territorial" thing going! ... And just like anyone out there gay or straight....in the end we are all looking for a great loving relationship....and when we have it (unless it's perfect and we are ready for commitment) we are looking to get out of it. Anyhow....I liked your busting on my lifestyle."
"I'm still looking for an answer to THIS question: If I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body, what
is my best course of action????"
"Don't worry. When I'M Dictator, I'll spread Affirmitave Action policies to only include Homosexuals, Antarcticans, and people with small penises (THEN we'll see who brags...). "
"Oh how I wish I could find a Bi sexual lover such as myself so that the 4 of us could live happily ever after!"
"But did you ever tried to find the answer to the question: what was first? Man or woman? And why? Bible's explanation not accepted."
"I LOVE SEX, NO MATTER WHO IT'S WITH"
"I never knew that heterosexuality was a frustrating psychological complex until I visited this web-site. Thanks for exposing me to this new and enlightening theory. (I'm kidding) I really think that this approach to the heterosexuality/homosexuality issue is a good one. Maybe effective irony such as this can be used to further the idea of global tolerance of "abnormal" sexual orientation. Keep it up!"
"Just for the record, and also since you didn't ask, I am very much a heterosexual. I have no homophobia whatsoever. I hug other men all of the time."
"Loved the quiz but I am a hopeless heterosexual!"
"Do I sense some hostility toward heterosexuality? Perhaps you are really a closet heterosexual."
"How refreshing, such an objective format!!!"
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