The BATHROOM

...sooner or later, you're gonna have to go...

We Canadians call it a BATHROOM because that's what it is!

Well, in my opinion this is the real heart of a house
after all, the plumbing all leads to this room!

Top 10 Washroom Necessities

1.     plunger - needs no explanation

2.     halogen lighting - it lets you see EVERYTHING

3.     full length mirror - eeeeekkkk!

4.     fresh mango slices, ice wine, bubble bath, and candles

5.     Jacuzzi

6.     more towels than you think you'll need

7.     a urinal - hey why not? This is a MENS ONLY washroom!

8.     shower stall for 2 (or more)

9.     houseboy cleaning service

10.     pen and paper - you never know when ingenious ideas will strike!

Bathroom Ping-isms

Diarrhea has a measurable  "cone of dispersion"
(start worrying when it aproaches 180°)

Don't go until you reach  "critical mass"

Every toothpaste flavor has a different  "gag factor"

There's few things worse in life than abrasive toilet paper - especially 120 grit!

If it hurts going in,  it's gonna hurt coming out

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