Dave's Home Page

Yes, even I have a narcissistic side to my personality.

But it's not very big - it just takes up this one little page on my site.

Yeah, I know - I'm too sexy for my website...
Just don't hate me because I'm beautiful.

My life is so hard. All day long it's...
"Dave model for this" - "Dave model for that"
"Dave will you marry me?"
"Dave will you have my baby?"

Oh lighten up - I meant it all sarcastically. Really, I just know a good photographer and I've got some good photo editing software. And even Naomi and Cindy get a little airbrushing sometimes.