I think those pink shoes would go well with my blue shirt.

While I'm up, can I get you any thing?

I think hairy butts are really sexy.

Her tits are just too big.

Sometimes I just want to be held.

That chick on "Bay Watch" is just ugly.

Maybe I could do the dishes tonight.

We haven't been to the mall for ages, let's go shopping and I get to hold your purse.

Never mind Monday Night Football, let's watch a romantic movie.

Here honey, You drive…You drive so much better than me.