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Chapter 2: Vital (and not so vital) statistics
Date of birth: 18 Jan 1951 - that makes me a Capricorn, if you're into that sort of thing (it also makes me old!).
Place of birth: A little village in the north of Scotland you've never heard of, that I left before I was 2 years old, so there's no point mentioning it! I've lived in many different parts of the UK in the meantime, so I don't have anywhere I think of as my home - other than Earth of course, but even there I have my doubts.
Height: 5'8" in my stockinged feet.
Weight: This goes up and down so much, I'm inclined to lie.
Figure: I'm inclined to lie about this too, but I'll be honest this time and say 38-30-36 - it's the middle number that causes problems with the previous statistic. The hormone treatment has left me with a 38B bust.
Eyes: Two......and blue.
Language: Blue.
Hair colour: Not blue. Brunette - but have been blonde and redhead.
Likes to eat: Yes.
Likes to drink: Yes.
Hobbies: I used to play guitar in a very loud rock band - all that macho posing, how ironic. Other things: writing/recording music, poetry, painting, karate, learning Thai, cooking, globe-trotting...
Sexual orientation: In the past I've had relationships with men and women - mostly men. I now find myself very happily in a long-term partnership with another woman. That doesn't make me 'Lesbian' although I expect that's what the world sees. I see it that I'm a human being in love with another, who just happens to be the same gender.
Occupation: Computers - 'nuff said.


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