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Let's Learning with Wayne: Lesson #4
Wayne: Alright! Let's learning how to make good morning coffee.
#1. 5 girls, all of you!
Kimi: *casually passes note to Annie*
Annie: *reads note* Bakatono has naisu body body body
Kie:
Wayne: #2. Pleated red plaid skirts
#3. Totally uncomfortable tall boots are absolutely necessary
Kie: *nods* Yes. Uncomfortable boots is right!
Annie: This is so boring....
Kimi: *nibbles on note*
I wonder if I need a medium or large pizza?
Tiffy: *glazed over look on face*
Wayne: #4. Sing Sing Sing
And #5, most important of all!
No sleeping!
*looks over his shoulder*
Kie: *droooooooool*
Annie: zzzzzzz
Kimi: *snore snore*
Tiffy: .......
Wayne: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR Wayne: *slam hands on table*
NO SLEEPING WHILE MAKING COFFEE!!!!
It will boil over and make a mess!
Tiffy: Muu? What was that loud noise? Oh I'm awake I'm awake!
Kimi: Oh my! I've never seen him this mad before!
Annie: Sekushi bimu?
Kie: *think think* I think Tiffy's in boiling hot coffee, err water
Wayne: How do you ever expect to make good morning coffee if you are always sleeping Tiffy?
*whaps her with eraser*
Tiffy: *cry cry*
Kie: *idea* I brought you some coffee to make you happy like Lesson #1 Wayne!
*hands Wayne coffee*
Wayne: *gulp like Yamucharou*
*happy happy happy*

Let's Learning with Wayne: Lesson #3
Kie: *drawing*
*humming to herself* Happy is Happy, Lesson #1
Wayne: *peers over shoulder*
Stella: *thinking* Don't put the microphone in your mouth
Kimi: *thinking* I wonder what's for lunch?
Wayne: What are you doing? We're on Lesson 3 now, not Lesson 1!
Kie: *shocku*
*whapped with eraser*
Wayne: Now we shall learn about sekushi bimu
Kie: *sneak sneak*
I think Wayne needs some extra happy!
*tapes on his back*
Annie: *giggle giggle*

Let's Learning with Wayne: Lesson #2
Wayne: Here we are learning about proper microphone placement. This is so people can hear you. Wayne: You can put the microphone next to your mouth, or you can put it in your mouth. So which is better?
Kimi: *think think* Wayne got me on that last lesson
Stella: *think think* These are hard questions
Kie: In front or In, in front or in....
Stella: You want to put it in your mouth! That way it is closest to your vocal cords and it will be loud!
Wayne: How are you supposed to sing with a microphone ~in~ your mouth?
You will also get feedback if it's too close to you!
*whap with eraser*

Let's Learning with Wayne: Lesson #1
Wayne: Today we will learn about stage expression. Sad is bad. Happy is happy! Wayne: You should all smile and be happy on stage. So which is better? Kimi: Hai!
I know I know! Sad?
Wayne: No! You should be happy!
*whap with eraser*
Kimi: I am sad now.
*cry cry*


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