Star Wars Humor and Stories
*Note: All of the below documents are unofficial parodies
and stories that are not endorsed in any way by LucasArts Entertainment.
They are the works of a mastermind who has way too much time on his hands.
If any copyrights have been infrindged upon, please notify the author of
this page as soon as possible via e-mail, and Imperial Security shall dictate
the usual procedure as to the removal of any inappropriate material. The
author is not responsible for any opinions that may conflict with the reader's,
and does not assume responsibility for any mental anguish caused by the
reading of the following materials. With this done and over with, you may
proceed...
If you would like the use of any of the materials on
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humor, but sometimes, it is misused. Power to the people!
Star Wars Humor
The Darth Vader Manifesto
My past and plans for the future - as well as a surprise: a picture
of myself!
Take a Pick
A rather strange and non-linear story about a strange and non-linear
person. Not exactly right in the head.
'Serve the Emperor' Seminar Invitation
A twisted invitation to join the ranks of the Empire in its height.
'Serve the Emperor' Seminar Minutes
The record of the frightening events that occurred during the seminar.
The New M-Wing
Catch the news on the latest Alliance fighter craft: the M-Wing!
Terran Technology
An update on the technology the Terrans of the Sol system are developing
to counteract the Empress Organa Solo.
Misc. Humor
Remorse of a Madman
The story of the first insane syndrome of this fanatic.
World Domination of Sporks
Sporks aren't nearly as innocent as you might think they are...
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