Welcome to D.A.N.G.E.R.

D.A.N.G.E.R., or the Diabolic Agents for the Nafarious Governance of Earth Republic, is the place for the modern world conqueror. Our evil geniuses Schmick, Michael Selby, and Dr. E, along with a cast of wacky characters, are well on their way to controlling the world!

My name is Jimmy and I'll be your guide as you navigate this roadside attraction on the highway of life. Since I don't get breaks (except for my food or rest) I'll be able to answer most of your questions right away, if you should have them. Just write me. Please. It's so dark and lonely here, 1500 feet below the Earth's surface.

Our only real threat right now is SWANC and f.e.a.r., but they have to find us first. If you don't know about them, you may want to check out their page. Then you can see what we're truly up against.

SWANC's homepage

f.e.a.r.'s homepage



	D.A.N.G.E.R., or the Diabolic Agents for the Nafarious Governance of Earth Republic, is the place for the modern world conqueror. Our evil geniuses Schmick, Michael Selby, and Dr. E, along with a cast of wacky characters, are well on their way to controlling the world! My name is Jimmy and I'll be your guide as you navigate this roadside attraction on the highway of life. Since I don't get breaks (except for my food or rest) I'll be able to answer most of your questions right away, if you should have them. Just write me. Please. It's so dark and lonely here, 1500 feet below the Earth's surface. Our only real threat right now is SWANC and f.e.a.r., but they have to find us first. If you don't know about them, you may want to check out their page. Then you can see what we're truly up against. SWANC's homepage f.e.a.r.'s homepage
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