D.A.N.G.E.R. - Jimmy's Wisdom

I like to squirt oatmeal through my teeth and pretend I'm a Play-Doe Fun Factory!

A duck can quack up to one hour after you cut its head off.

When I was hiking through the mountains I saw a flower. It tasted funny.

It's kind of funny how roosters always seem to know when morning is.

The animals at the zoo stare at me. I stare back. Let's see how they like it.

When you need a good laugh just do what I do; point at people. It makes them think you know them. Ha!

I like Puff Daddy. He knows how to drop the phat beats.

Did you know cake is a four letter word in England?

Never yell at nature. It doesn't like that.

I like the sound cheese makes when you eat it. It reminds me that we are all mortal, and I laugh.

My mom starches my underwear --- and I like it.

I'm glad that there aren't term limits on the number of years you can serve as president of the Mickey Mouse Club.

Hot chocolate makes me happy.

I think the macarena is a swell dance.

I ran Fred Rogers over with my car. He made a funny noise.

My body is covered with Nicotrol patches.

I breed hamsters.

I consume coffee intravenously.

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© 2000 Not Fish Productions This site was designed by Jimmy with a little help from Schmick.	Hello everyone. It's me, Jimmy! D.A.N.G.E.R. has gotten another face lift and Schmick said we no longer had enough room for all of my fun page. So, I've had to change it a bit since last we've met. Now the fun page will be a place to get some inspirational quotes from me. Try to use one every day to better yourself. Thanks and enjoy!
	I like to squirt oatmeal through my teeth and pretend I'm a Play-Doe Fun Factory! A duck can quack up to one hour after you cut its head off. When I was hiking through the mountains I saw a flower. It tasted funny. It's kind of funny how roosters always seem to know when morning is. The animals at the zoo stare at me. I stare back. Let's see how they like it. When you need a good laugh just do what I do; point at people. It makes them think you know them. Ha! I like Puff Daddy. He knows how to drop the phat beats. Did you know cake is a four letter word in England? Never yell at nature. It doesn't like that. I like the sound cheese makes when you eat it. It reminds me that we are all mortal, and I laugh. My mom starches my underwear --- and I like it. I'm glad that there aren't term limits on the number of years you can serve as president of the Mickey Mouse Club. Hot chocolate makes me happy. I think the macarena is a swell dance. I ran Fred Rogers over with my car. He made a funny noise. My body is covered with Nicotrol patches. I breed hamsters. I consume coffee intravenously. \| Back to the Top \|