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Point / Counter Point is the section of D.A.N.G.E.R. where we get to taunt our opponents in the game of world domination. In addition, you can check out Mike's disguise for this month, as well as his past disguises in the MS Gallery. So, without further ado, here is this months Point / Counter Point.


Special Guest Schmick

Due to his recent assignment to a remote part of the world, Michael will not be able to write this month's Point / Counterpoint. Instead, I, Schmick, will be writing in his place. I know this is not usual policy, but I felt the need to explain to everyone the occurrences that befelled the mighty leaders of D.A.N.G.E.R. in the last year.

Now, normally D.A.N.G.E.R. security is among the finest in the known world. We have had only one problem in the past, the famed Penguin incident, and Lord Andrew Kilgore quickly lost his head because of it. Problem solved.

But this time…this time there was no way to be prepared for what happened. You see, one year ago, D.A.N.G.E.R. began its preparation for Y2K. Making the compound ready was a top priority. We updated every computer, scientific calculator, and Furby in the compound.

With all this done, it was time to test the computers, etc. by setting ahead the clocks to Jan. 1, 2000. Everything worked perfectly, with the exception of one computer; Dr. E's Mega-Time Jumper!

With a large pop, the Mega-Time Jumper flared to life. Of course, the entire command staff happened to be in the lab when it happened. So, we've spent the last year in 65 million BC. Lucky enough for us, the doctor has sent back supplies to every odd year before 1951. Unfortunately, we landed in an even year. So we merely waited a year and came back.

As for what I found when returning…shock and relief. I thought for sure that our world conquering counterparts would have destroyed any chance of D.A.N.G.E.R. taking over. But alas, they did not.

Does this mean all the other would-be groups follow our example? Does this mean unless D.A.N.G.E.R. is there to hold their hands, they wouldn't conquer the spelling of their names, much less the world? And furthermore, does this mean that f.e.a.r. and SWANC are just copy cats, mimicking us in the world domination game because their minds were too small to think of it first? Perhaps.

So I leave you with the knowledge that D.A.N.G.E.R. is back and in full force. That should make f.e.a.r. and SWANC feel better…they will have something to do again.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'll be having duck for dinner tonight.

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