One day God calls down to Noah and says

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One day God calls down to Noah and says, "Noah me old china, I wants you to
Make me a new Ark"
Noah replies, "Nay probs God, me old Supreme Being, anything you want after
all you're the boss!"
But God interrupts, "Ah but there's a catch this time Noah, I want not just a
couple of decks,........ I want 20 decks one on top of the other."
"20 DECKS!" screams Noah, "Well, ok big man, what ever you say, should I fill
it up with all the animals just like last time?"
Yep, that's right, well..... sort of right..... this time I just want you to
fill it up with fish" God answers.
"Fish?" Queries Noah.
"Yep, fish........ well, make it more specific Noah, I want Carp, wall to
wall, floor to ceiling - Carp!"
Noah looks to the skies, "OK God my old mate, let me get this right, you want
a New Ark?"
"Check."
"With 20 decks, one on top of the other?"
"Check."
"And you want it full of Carp?"
"Check"
"Why?" asks the perplexed Noah, who was slowly but surely getting to the end
of his tether!
"Dunno" says God, "I just always fancied a Multi-Storey Carp Ark!"