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Because of heightened concern over Y2K problems, and increased demand levels on our IT Department, we have determined that there is no longer any need for network or software applications support. (see below). Our goal is to remove all computers from work stations by December 1999, thus avoiding the anticipated Y2K problem. Instead, all employees will be provided with an Etch-A-Sketch (R). This provides four distinct advantages: 1. No Y2K problems whatsoever. 2. No technical glitches to prevent goals from being accomplished. 3. No more wasted time reading and writing e-mail. 4. Everyone gets the same advanced model. In anticipation of the changeover, the following is a list of frequently asked questions (FAQ) regarding Etch-A-Sketch Technical Support. Note the simple answers! Q: My Etch-A-Sketch has all of these funny little lines all over the screen. A: Pick it up and shake it. Q: How do I turn off my Etch-A-Sketch? A: Pick it up and shake it. Q: What's the shortcut for Undo? A : Pick it up and shake it. Q: How do I create a New Document Window? A: Pick it up and shake it. Q: How do I set the background and foreground to the same colour? A: Pick it up and shake it. Q: What is the proper procedure for rebooting my Etch-A-Sketch? A: Pick it up and shake it. Q: How do I delete a document on my Etch-A-Sketch? A: Pick it up and shake it. Q: How do I save my Etch-A-Sketch document? A: Don't pick it up and shake it. Thank you for your support.