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A penguin was passing the drug store when he  decided he wanted to go in. He walks in the door  (ring ring ring, waddle waddle waddle) he waddles  up to the counter. 'Can I help you mister  penguin?'  'Yes, do you have any plums?' 'No, penguin, this is a drug store.' 'Thank you.' The penguin leaves (waddle waddle waddle) A while latter the penguin passes by again and  once again goes inside.(ring ring ring, waddle  waddle waddle) He waddles to the counter.  'Excuse me, do you have any plums?' 'NO, penguin! this is a drug store!' 'Very well then, thank you.' 'If you come back in here again penguin, I will  nail your cute little feet to the floor.' 'Oh, well, thank you' The pengin waddles out the door. A while latter the penguin goes back into the  store.(ring ring ring, waddle waddle waddle) 'Excuse me sir.' 'WHAT!!!!!!????????' 'Do you have any nails?' 'NO! penguin, this is a drug store!!!' 'Oh, well then, do you have any plums?'