I'm in!

You don't mind, do you?

Yes, it's me, Uncle Kilt, talking to U I don't do shame and I don't do meek and I do have fun! Now tell me all about you

Oh! Have you checked out Dr. Giggles? You should. His medical 'speciality' is The Effects of Laughter on the Human Soul. Watch out for his glove though. Uh! The guy's hand ought to be licensed. It could cause a stampede around here.

So what's on my menu today?

Well, first I should introduce myself, shouldn't I? Have you heard of Robin Williams? Have you heard of Serena? Have you seen Christopher Lowell? Well squunch them three together, turn the bloody blob upside down, shake it up real good. Now, what do you have? Walla! Me!

If you haven't bolted the coop by now ... get that one ... bolted the coop ... no, you didn't get it, no; it flew right over your cabeza and pooped right into your doughnut spot ... auw! That's alright, we're still friends. You're okay. I'm okay. We'll get through this together, more or less on a weekly basis. We're going to have a whole lot-o-fun flushing everything out of our system. Billy-Dee-Billy-Dee-Billy-Dee!

So here are your choices; ain't this really really neat?