Extensively cleaning your room can have . . . what do you call them?--benefits. No, that's not it . . . ramifications, we'll say. One of them being that I unearthed this little nugget of joy from the depths. Once again, this was written by Alice and myself in a fit of . . . boredom? Is that the word I'm looking for? Oh, who cares.

I want to kill VANNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
shiku shiku shiku shiku shiku shiku shiku shiku shiku shiku shiku shiku shiku shiku shiku shiku

COME HERE, MY DRAGONSLAYERS

oni-sama!!!

I'M SAILOR DILANDAU! IN THE NAME OF GAEA, I WILL FIGHT FOR ZAIBACH AND THE DEATH OF VAN!

I LOVE YOU, VAN!

MARRY ME, FOLKEN!

COME HERE, MIGUEL!

Dornkirk-sama! can i have a Van punching bag??
Dilandau's rants:
Hitomi, Hitomi, da bitch from the mystic moon!
Van Van, Van Van Van! the object of my adoration!
Folken, come here Folken. how 'bout Friday night?
I love lord Shishio!--I mean, Folken!
Shishio! let's burn together!!!
shiku shiku, Shishio you have a third degree burn!
need first aid?
YUMI! *slashes yumi in 1/2* Shishio-sama, can I bandage them for you?
onegai???
shimasu?!?!
oro!?
Kenshin: oro!?
Aoshi: I said I want YOU, battosai
Saionji: ANNNNNNNNNNNTHYYY!! i'm gonna commit seppuku!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Utena: Akio, it's just for the two of us isn't it?
Akio: but, but, but, Anthy . . . Anthy!
Utena: shut the hell up, why does everyone go for HER?!
Marlon: STELLLAAAA!!!
Pip Pirrip: Anthy, you're cuter than Estella . . . but neither of you have a heart *drinks more vino* i think you two make a cute yuri couple ne? ack, Dilandau . . . I'll be RIGHT there in a sec, just gotta take off my . . . *sweatdrop* stuff . . . hai, there are little girls around, we don't want their fantasies to go too far. *throws clothes over to yaoi no miko, who folds it eagerly.
Charles Dickens: hey, I didn't write that!
Watsuki: so then, Soujiro put a curse on his Shishio doll, and he took it onto titanic II, and the boat sank, taking two thousand lives away w/ it . . .
Leonardo Dicaprio jr. jr.: *reads script and tears it apart* WHY DO I HAVE TO HAVE SEX W/ THAT GUY ON TITANIC II?!?
Kate Winslet jr. jr.: well, you see . . . honey, I really hate you
Sailor Uranus: there's nothing wrong w/ gay ppl, right Michiru? *takes off tie*
Saionji: get away from me!
Touga: what are you so nervous about? He likes me better, OHOHOHO!
Megumi: you two need to check up w/ me soon
Sanosuke: what? fox lady, stop looking at bishonen!
Kenshin: is the water ready? we've to take the bath together Kaoru-dono de gozaro yo!!
Kaoru: uh, sure, sure, Kenshin . . . *slitting wrists in bath water*
AIDS awareness: don't let other ppl's blood come in contact w/ yours
Ruby: Kenshin! *lemon surrounds the air*
Tomoe: GET THE HELL away both of you from my ex-husband!
Enishi: nee-san! come and take a bath w/ me! *kicks Katie out of the tub*
Kenshin: ORO!?! *turns back into battosai*
Saitou: BATTTTTTTTTTTTTTOSAIII!!! I've always liked you that way BETTER! You don't understand the pain of having to suffer while you lived as a ruouni w/ no desire to kill, be forever the battosai that won my heart!
Aoshi: battosai, like I said, it's you I want
Dilandau: Van, where's Van, did anyone see him?
Hitomi: why, he was here last night, tonight he's w/ Merle
Merle: what r u doing here, he's w/ Shishio tonight
Shishio: what r u doing here? he's w/ Amiboshi tonight
KT: Erise?!!
Load from MST3K: you want it when?
Kenshin: I said I want it now, old man!

Aren't you so glad that I decided to share that with the world? Wait, what am I talking about, no one will read this!